Confessing Evangelical

John H Wednesday 24th September, AD 2008

As the BBC turns its attention to the transatlantic divide over teeth whiteness, here are Spike Milligan’s thoughts on the issue:

Teeth

English Teeth, English Teeth!
Shining in the sun
A part of British heritage
Aye, each and every one.

English Teeth, Happy Teeth!
Always having fun
Champing down on bits of fish
And sausages half done.

English Teeth, HEROES’ Teeth!
Here them click! and clack!
Let’s sing a song of praise to them -
Three Cheers for the Brown Grey and Black.

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